Stupid always wins. And if you think about it, zombies are the ultimate expression of stupid. Shambling, drooling, eat-brains stupidity.
Also, craziness increases at a much slower rate and sometimes even declined when you add it to a group of people, whereas stupidity is highly contagious and exponentially increases.
I thought that reality TV is the ultimate expression of stupid. Zombie stupid might be curable if only there was greater availability of high-quality brains. Because stupidity is so prevalent among the breathing population, most zombies are malnourished and thus their mental functions are adversely affected.
Ooh, you know, I would so totally watch a zombie reality TV show. It could be like Survivor, only with zombies trying to eat the people! And I'd totally root for the zombies.
Brains are mostly fats. I think it's trans fats that are crippling our malnourished zombie population. They need more omega-3 fatty acids.
Well, my own health condition affects the brain and nerves, albeit at a lesser level than zombie-ism, and flax seed oil seems to be helping a bit with that.
If I was giving advice to zombies, I'd go for omega-3 fatty acids in quantity, glucosamine for joint stiffness, anti-oxidants to try to slow that decay rate, and ... I'd love to run some tests on GABA and the like, too. It's hard to say whether zombies would have neurotransmitter deficiencies. Ooh, and we can test drugs, like antidepressants and that nifty new anti-craving drug especially! and.... um, mad scientist's assistant seeks lab work; looks cute in lab coat and is good at saying "But Doctor, what does it all *mean*?" in a sincere tone.
Oh yeah... I'd change my vote then, if this stoner-induced migraine would go away. Reason #78634 why I could never do a job like yours: Even slight pot exposure assures migraine within 24 hours.
Stupid has crazy outnumbered, though. Nice and gracious is seriously outnumbered, but wins anyway. :) (If cupcakes are what you want, then cupcakes you shall have.)
Vite-changing is probably against the rules, but that's just too bad.
Now I have the Weird Al Yankovic version of the Rocky theme song stuck in my head: "It's the rye or the kaiser, It's the thrill of one bite, If you like you can have an appetizer, Stay away from the tuna, It smells funny tonight, But you just can't go wrong with the rye...or the kaiser."
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There are few cures for stupid that don't involve death or serious bodily injury.
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Like zombie plague, stupid is both incurable and highly infectious.
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Also, craziness increases at a much slower rate and sometimes even declined when you add it to a group of people, whereas stupidity is highly contagious and exponentially increases.
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Brains are mostly fats. I think it's trans fats that are crippling our malnourished zombie population. They need more omega-3 fatty acids.
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If I was giving advice to zombies, I'd go for omega-3 fatty acids in quantity, glucosamine for joint stiffness, anti-oxidants to try to slow that decay rate, and ... I'd love to run some tests on GABA and the like, too. It's hard to say whether zombies would have neurotransmitter deficiencies. Ooh, and we can test drugs, like antidepressants and that nifty new anti-craving drug especially! and.... um, mad scientist's assistant seeks lab work; looks cute in lab coat and is good at saying "But Doctor, what does it all *mean*?" in a sincere tone.
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Peace, tea and handshakes (although cupcakes would also be nice!)
p.s. Crazy wins over stupid every time!
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Vite-changing is probably against the rules, but that's just too bad.
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May I friend you?
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I'd be more than happy to add you. =)