I wouldn't want to inconvenience you by borrowing your goblin army; you never know when you might them.

Anyway, I don't think I could afford the consultancy charge you may charge to supplement your income. Goblin armies don't come cheap.

Of course, if your Goblins are the type of goblins who work on a barter payment system where mayhem is a recognised currency, then I am sure some arrangement cold be reached.

The one thing I question, however, is the necessity to resort to sharp object - I would have though blunt to be far more effective?