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( Feb. 22nd, 2005 01:57 am)
We are motorcycle people; we walk tall and we laugh at whatever's funny. We shit on the chests of the Weird....
--Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage People

That, I think, says it all. It is a sad day for the gonzos.
It's cold and flu season again, and many friends and acquaintances are dealing with chills, sore throats, inflamed sinuses and congested lungs which discharge something that closely resembles battery acid. Because I don't want my friends and acquaintances to be ill, and because I don't like having battery acid phlegm coughed up on me (nor do I enjoy coughing it up), I present the Snot Slayer recipes in hopes they'll be helpful. I find that getting a couple of glasses of this gunk into my system at the first signs of a cold will usually stop it in its ugly little mucus-coated tracks. If you're already showing full cold symptoms, these two mixtures will help clear your sinuses, fight the chills, and boost your immune system. With either recipe, try to get two or three glasses of this gunk into you per day for about three days. It should help relieve the symptoms and lessen the cold's duration.

**Standard Disclaimer** I am the guinea pig for these mixtures, which obviously are not approved by the FDA. (I self-test this crap, in other words; rest assured that these recipes have not poisoned me or made me ill, but do understand that I haven't performed a proper scientific experiment complete with placebos and control groups.) If your immune system is compromised, or your symptoms don't improve within a couple of days or if they worsen, go see a doctor. Duh. If this stuff makes you gag or doesn't work, don't sue me. It would waste your time, anyway. I'm a civil servant and thus am very emphatically not wealthy.

Mix, hold nose, and swallow down. Chase with a glass or several of water.

Snot Slayer )

Ginger Tea )
It's cold and flu season again, and many friends and acquaintances are dealing with chills, sore throats, inflamed sinuses and congested lungs which discharge something that closely resembles battery acid. Because I don't want my friends and acquaintances to be ill, and because I don't like having battery acid phlegm coughed up on me (nor do I enjoy coughing it up), I present the Snot Slayer recipes in hopes they'll be helpful. I find that getting a couple of glasses of this gunk into my system at the first signs of a cold will usually stop it in its ugly little mucus-coated tracks. If you're already showing full cold symptoms, these two mixtures will help clear your sinuses, fight the chills, and boost your immune system. With either recipe, try to get two or three glasses of this gunk into you per day for about three days. It should help relieve the symptoms and lessen the cold's duration.

**Standard Disclaimer** I am the guinea pig for these mixtures, which obviously are not approved by the FDA. (I self-test this crap, in other words; rest assured that these recipes have not poisoned me or made me ill, but do understand that I haven't performed a proper scientific experiment complete with placebos and control groups.) If your immune system is compromised, or your symptoms don't improve within a couple of days or if they worsen, go see a doctor. Duh. If this stuff makes you gag or doesn't work, don't sue me. It would waste your time, anyway. I'm a civil servant and thus am very emphatically not wealthy.

Mix, hold nose, and swallow down. Chase with a glass or several of water.

Snot Slayer )

Ginger Tea )
Rejoice, for I can now force my ramblings and rants on an unsuspecting public.

07/25/04: My ramblings and rants are going Friends Only for now to spare the unsuspecting public. Yes, I did indeed edit all old entries to make them Friends Only as well. If you're an avid follower of my nonsense, post here and I'll likely friend you.
Rejoice, for I can now force my ramblings and rants on an unsuspecting public.

07/25/04: My ramblings and rants are going Friends Only for now to spare the unsuspecting public. Yes, I did indeed edit all old entries to make them Friends Only as well. If you're an avid follower of my nonsense, post here and I'll likely friend you.
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