From: [identity profile] pamc.livejournal.com


What, no apathy as an option? Ah, well. I guess you couldn't be bothered to include it ;)

From: [identity profile] naeelah.livejournal.com


I changed my mind. Based on my experiences at work today, I'm going to have to vote for "stupidity".

From: [identity profile] adderyn.livejournal.com


Crazy can often be treated.
There are few cures for stupid that don't involve death or serious bodily injury.

From: [identity profile] miss-adventure.livejournal.com


This is true.

Like zombie plague, stupid is both incurable and highly infectious.

From: [identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com


Stupid always wins. And if you think about it, zombies are the ultimate expression of stupid. Shambling, drooling, eat-brains stupidity.

Also, craziness increases at a much slower rate and sometimes even declined when you add it to a group of people, whereas stupidity is highly contagious and exponentially increases.

From: [identity profile] miss-adventure.livejournal.com


I thought that reality TV is the ultimate expression of stupid. Zombie stupid might be curable if only there was greater availability of high-quality brains. Because stupidity is so prevalent among the breathing population, most zombies are malnourished and thus their mental functions are adversely affected.

From: [identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com


Ooh, you know, I would so totally watch a zombie reality TV show. It could be like Survivor, only with zombies trying to eat the people! And I'd totally root for the zombies.

Brains are mostly fats. I think it's trans fats that are crippling our malnourished zombie population. They need more omega-3 fatty acids.

From: [identity profile] miss-adventure.livejournal.com


Hmm. So fish or flax seed oil might be the cure for the shambling and drooling. Good to know.

From: [identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com


Well, my own health condition affects the brain and nerves, albeit at a lesser level than zombie-ism, and flax seed oil seems to be helping a bit with that.

If I was giving advice to zombies, I'd go for omega-3 fatty acids in quantity, glucosamine for joint stiffness, anti-oxidants to try to slow that decay rate, and ... I'd love to run some tests on GABA and the like, too. It's hard to say whether zombies would have neurotransmitter deficiencies. Ooh, and we can test drugs, like antidepressants and that nifty new anti-craving drug especially! and.... um, mad scientist's assistant seeks lab work; looks cute in lab coat and is good at saying "But Doctor, what does it all *mean*?" in a sincere tone.

From: [identity profile] feonixrift.livejournal.com


Bus/subway changes. Definitely. Although the stoners are making a fine attempt at second place.

From: [identity profile] feonixrift.livejournal.com


Oh yeah... I'd change my vote then, if this stoner-induced migraine would go away. Reason #78634 why I could never do a job like yours: Even slight pot exposure assures migraine within 24 hours.

From: [identity profile] madame-corbeau.livejournal.com


Hello (sorry if this is out of bounds or whatever, can't reply to GR comments the now). Just to say thank you really for the comment.


Peace, tea and handshakes (although cupcakes would also be nice!)

p.s. Crazy wins over stupid every time!

From: [identity profile] miss-adventure.livejournal.com


Stupid has crazy outnumbered, though. Nice and gracious is seriously outnumbered, but wins anyway. :) (If cupcakes are what you want, then cupcakes you shall have.)

Vite-changing is probably against the rules, but that's just too bad.

From: [identity profile] madame-corbeau.livejournal.com


Crazy will make a sudden turn-around and win at the last moment! Much like Rocky in all his movies. ;-) (I'm just being silly now, I know that)

From: [identity profile] miss-adventure.livejournal.com


Now I have the Weird Al Yankovic version of the Rocky theme song stuck in my head: "It's the rye or the kaiser, It's the thrill of one bite, If you like you can have an appetizer, Stay away from the tuna, It smells funny tonight, But you just can't go wrong with the rye...or the kaiser."

May I friend you?


From: [identity profile] madame-corbeau.livejournal.com


LMMFAO!!! That is brilliant!!!

I'd be more than happy to add you. =)
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